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Johnshit

-Similar to a Pajeet, Although the term Johnshit itself is a deterioration of the word Zoroastrian. Whereas Zoroaster founder of Zoroastrianism is referred as John.

- A Johnshit is an apostate Iranic teen with ultra nationalistic, thus extremist tendencies hailing from the following countries: Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan or Turkey, whose ethno nationalism gets to their head, so much so that they want their past empires to be reborn and even call for returning to the past religion of the Iranic peoples, mainly Zoroastrianism.

-A Johnshit blames Islam for the so called "collapse of Iranic Civilization", refusing to realize the Iranic peoples contributed the most to the Islamic Golden Age.

-A Johnshit also calls for genocide of Semitic and Indic people.

-The most remarkable Johnshits are average Iranian/Persian youth and some ultra-nationalist Afghan youth. Might include Kurds as well.
Did you see that Haramzad mf, he hates Islam and wants Afghanistan to go apostate, what a Johnshit!

Here comes Anushzadeh wearing that Farahvar chain , sucks to be a Johnshit!

Modern generation of Iranian youth hate Khomeini regime , no wonder they are becoming Johnshits.

Iranian youth are leaving their faith to return to their Johnshit roots , like just move on lol.
by TokugawaYoshinobu July 14, 2022
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John Shit

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.
Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.
by good buddy June 12, 2014
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The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.
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Johnshi

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(I personally like it)
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Man 1: Hey, this new fanfic of ao3 is about Johnshi, wanna read it?
Man 2: Yoai? Hell no.
Man 1: whatever you say.
by JFKSSHOOTER September 24, 2023
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