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John's penis

Toooooo small to make girls happiest only boys
John's penis is too small to coom
John's penis by Cummingtonite January 11, 2022

The Immaculate Penis of John 

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That's John's Immaculate Penis.
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Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

Penis guzzling guy named john 

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
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