Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power

zé bundinha is a johnny ass

by pintudo August 7, 2020

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Johnny Cash Ass

(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.

I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.

by homerer May 11, 2009

blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021

Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011