Johnny Cash Ass

(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.

I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.

by homerer May 11, 2009

Chinese Fireball

a type of Johnny Cash Ass (burning ring of fire) occurring after consumption of Chinese food.

"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."

"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."

"ahhh, make sure you open a window."

by homerer May 11, 2009