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johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.
''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''

johnny knoxville 

the man with the broken peepee. very hot. the most amazingly stupid but still extremely gorgeous person alive!

the end
wow. i saw johnny knoxville and had an orgasm. oh golly.

johnny knoxville 

1. The act of someone attempting a stupid stunt, usually resulting in a hospital stay or death.

2. Individual who performs said stunt. A Jackass.
1. He just did a johnny knoxville of that hill and broke his damn neck.

2. Nice job, Johnny knoxville. Now pick up your teeth.
johnny knoxville by William Gilson August 29, 2006

johnny knoxville 

the hott guy from jackass
have u seen jackass...johnny knoxville is hott!!!! i love him

johnny konway 

a hot white bearded musician covered in tattoos
'Dayum, let me get some of that Johnny Konway to go'
johnny konway by Lucky Brockton March 14, 2014

Johnny Knoxvilling 

When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.
Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling
Johnny Knoxvilling by YOU_FOOLS April 15, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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