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Johnny Fingers 

the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need
Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.

Johnny Nigger Fingers 

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
Johnny Nigger Fingers by anonymous November 24, 2023

Jonny 4 Fingers 

Crazy ass Italian who cuts bitches fingers off when they dont pay for cocaine!
Pay your debt or Jonny 4 Fingers will cut your finger off!
Jonny 4 Fingers by E-Rrrockkk October 30, 2008

jonny brown fingers 

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un
Make it yourself, but beware, its messy
jonny brown fingers by Ronnie November 12, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026