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Johnny E 

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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Johnny Eggy 

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.
I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy
Johnny Eggy by Scran Master January 16, 2021

Johnny Egham 

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.
Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him
Johnny Egham by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

johnny eyes 

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared
Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.
johnny eyes by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

johnny elbows 

A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler
Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie
johnny elbows by Stupidgayboy September 8, 2023

Johnny's entertainment 

A Japanese managin company for only guys, formed in 1963. Johnny's Entertainmen is formed by Johnny Kitagawa, who never gives pictures and nobody knows how he looks like. He is rumoured of harassing some of the boys under the company.

Johnny's Jrs. are trainees who haven't debuted yet. They perform covers of their seniors songs on Shounen Club (Boy's Club) as "training". They also act as back up dancers for the groups that have already debuted.

JE's idols do acting, singing, hosting shows and modeling.
Apparently some of the guys don't know how to sing nor dance. Still they sale better than some other artists who are really gifted in singing.
Johnny's Entertainment guys can't sing but they do look good.

johnny red eye 

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.
johnny red eye by Stanski May 31, 2016
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