Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 10, 2022
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