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Johnny Appleweed 

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?
Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 3, 2020
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Johnny Appleweed 

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Johnny Appleseed

Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.

Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Bryan and I are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.
Johnny Appleseed by AK-Nick July 20, 2009

Johnny Appleseed

A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
Johnny Appleseed by Bolo919 April 13, 2009

Johnny apple weed 

the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice
"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned
Johnny apple weed by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.
Johnny Appleseed by Darko October 5, 2004

johnny apple weed 

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.
"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"
johnny apple weed by ill spills October 13, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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