Johnny 5
Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Johnny 5 by Tweekachew October 12, 2020
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Johnny 5 0
Whereas 5 0 refers to the police generally, Johnny 5 0 is slang for a specific cop- as in, the 5 0 are on their way to arrest you, but Johnny 5 0 is the guy who actually puts you in those cuffs.
I was walking down the street minding my own business, when Johnny 5 0 popped up outta nowhere and asked me for my ID. Naturally, I got the fuck outta dodge as fast as I could.
Johnny 5 0 by ACAB69420 September 3, 2019
if johnny has 5 apples
It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
if johnny has 5 apples by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023
5 Second Johnny
1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
Did you hear about Kyle?
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
5 Second Johnny by Scott Hack January 17, 2009
jonny 5
the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.
Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots
Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots
Johny-5
One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr
Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Johny-5 by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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