Johny-5 

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

Johny-5 by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

Johnny 5 0 

Whereas 5 0 refers to the police generally, Johnny 5 0 is slang for a specific cop- as in, the 5 0 are on their way to arrest you, but Johnny 5 0 is the guy who actually puts you in those cuffs.

I was walking down the street minding my own business, when Johnny 5 0 popped up outta nowhere and asked me for my ID. Naturally, I got the fuck outta dodge as fast as I could.

Johnny 5 0 by ACAB69420 September 3, 2019

jonny 5 

the best rapper i have ever seen that gives a message through a sick beat Bio: Jonny 5 has plans to eventually do everything, but seeks to do so in an orderly way. He wears his brother’s clothes and travels by bicycle. His turn-offs are road rage and hash browns. He believes in global warming and magical realism. In 2013 he hopes to write a rap in 10 languages. His favorite MC tends to be MF Doom. Sooner or later when things settle down he’s going to read all those books.

Jonny 5 is a founding member of the Flobots

jonny 5 my favorite flobot

jonny 5 by flobotx February 9, 2013

John 5 

Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson and current lead guitarist for Rob Zombie. Started a side project band called Loser, which never truly came into the mainstream. He has worked with artists including Garbage, Avril Lavigne, and David Lee Roth. Overall he is a powerful and influential figure in the guitar industry, appearing at the NAMM show every year.

His style is quite freeform, but still has a steady beat. His metal influences are obvious in his latest album The Devil Knows My Name, but he also branches into bluegrass and straight up blues through some of the album as well as his older works (Vertigo, Songs for Sanity).

His split with Marilyn Manson was entirely mutual. Manson did not fire him, and John did not quit. After Holy Wood's tour, he simply felt he needed to branch out into other directions/work on his solo albums more.

If you know him just because of Manson and Zombie, good god check out his stuff. His solos are absolutely devastating. great solo artist.

John 5 is the musical equivalent of climaxing in an old person's crutches.

John 5 by penguinpeopleunited January 12, 2009

John 5 

One of the greatest guitarists ever. Just listen to "Para-Noir" from The Golden Age Of Grotesque. Real name Is John Lowery.

Jimmy: Did you hear John 5 quit Manson?
Mike: He didn't quit you fucking dipshit, he got kicked out!

John 5 by Corb August 11, 2004

John 5 

The split was amiable people! They decided it together. 5 felt constricted in the band, because he was stuck to one style of music, and Manson was pissed because he had been working with other artists. They are still cool with eachother.

5's instrumental album, Vertigo, kicks some serious musical ass.

He is working on a new band called "Loser" right now.

John 5 by unessecary physical contact September 22, 2004

John 5 

A Kickass Guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of classic Fender Telecasters, as well as many Custom John5 Tele's. He is best known for his Solo instrumental albums, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie, To Lynard Skynard, David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley. His style is a blend of Heavy Speed metal, Classical, Spanish Flamenco, and Country. He is one of the most accomplshed Guitarists around today. His real name is John Lawry.

John 5 and Manson split because of creative differences, nobody was kicked out or quit.
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Damn! John 5 is my favorite guitarist ever!

John 5 by gxddwsc September 7, 2010