Johnlooker

A literary or real-world paradox: something that seems wacky or weird but is actually excellent.

That book was an absolute Johnlooker!

Johnlooker by Neweusonyms June 27, 2026

Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.

Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!

Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013

johnfoolery 

when someone who is a known john travolta lover accuses you of tomfoolery

Person 1: Hey, what happened to Josue? I heard he got his neck snapped last night
Person 2: Yeah, he accused Yohan of johnfoolery and paid for his behavior

Person 1: Ah I see, NO ONE dares mention John Travolta around Yohan

johnfoolery by andyyxeve July 4, 2020

johnfooler

Very similar to a tomfooler, one who commits johnfoolery. Even more foolin' than a tomfooler. Term given to those who venture into the dark, mysterious realm of tomfoolery and return a new person, not the tomfooler they left as, but as the more evolved and ever-fooling johnfooler

No longer a tomfooler, Jacob emerged from the debacle a new man, a johnfooler if you will.

johnfooler by Johnfoolery February 22, 2010

johnlockary 

The OT3 made up of John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, and Mary Morstan. The ship is quickly gaining popularity, and will probably soon rival Johnlock as one of the most shipped ships in the fandom.

Sherlockian 1: Johnlock will always be my OTP, but I'm really beginning to see the appeal of Johnlockary.

Sherlockian 2: Eww! What "appeal" could there possibly be?

Sherlockian 1: CRIME-SOLVING MARY. JOHN GETTING BOTH. SHERLOCK HAVING TWO LOVERS. THREESOMES. *grabs Sherlockian 2's face and whispers* Threesomes.

johnlockary by Shippiest-Shipper-to-ever-Ship January 10, 2014

johnlocked_1

@johnlocked_1 is such a talented editor and just an amazing person. Shes litreally such a sweet person i think!

@ johnlocked_1 is my absolutely favourite editor

johnlocked_1 by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022

Johnfoolery 

Foolishness like Tomfoolery, but even more foolish.

The commissioner ran the league with much Johnfoolery.

Johnfoolery by Warren G - Regulator December 11, 2023