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Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.
Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013

johnfoolery 

when someone who is a known john travolta lover accuses you of tomfoolery
Person 1: Hey, what happened to Josue? I heard he got his neck snapped last night
Person 2: Yeah, he accused Yohan of johnfoolery and paid for his behavior

Person 1: Ah I see, NO ONE dares mention John Travolta around Yohan
johnfoolery by andyyxeve July 4, 2020

johnfooler

Very similar to a tomfooler, one who commits johnfoolery. Even more foolin' than a tomfooler. Term given to those who venture into the dark, mysterious realm of tomfoolery and return a new person, not the tomfooler they left as, but as the more evolved and ever-fooling johnfooler
No longer a tomfooler, Jacob emerged from the debacle a new man, a johnfooler if you will.
johnfooler by Johnfoolery February 22, 2010

johnlockary 

The OT3 made up of John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, and Mary Morstan. The ship is quickly gaining popularity, and will probably soon rival Johnlock as one of the most shipped ships in the fandom.
Sherlockian 1: Johnlock will always be my OTP, but I'm really beginning to see the appeal of Johnlockary.

Sherlockian 2: Eww! What "appeal" could there possibly be?

Sherlockian 1: CRIME-SOLVING MARY. JOHN GETTING BOTH. SHERLOCK HAVING TWO LOVERS. THREESOMES. *grabs Sherlockian 2's face and whispers* Threesomes.

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johnlocked_1 by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022

Johnfoolery 

Foolishness like Tomfoolery, but even more foolish.
The commissioner ran the league with much Johnfoolery.
Johnfoolery by Warren G - Regulator December 11, 2023
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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