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Johnlocked

From the series of Sherlock BBC. Originally Sherlocked, which means to be obsessed/in love with Sherlock. Johnlock means you ship Johnlock (John and Sherlock) very hard.
Friend: OMG I just finished watching Sherlock and i love it!
Friend 2: Do you ship Johnlock?
Friend: Bitch, please I am Johnlocked!
Johnlocked by I Am Johnlocked April 3, 2013
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@johnlocked_1 is such a talented editor and just an amazing person. Shes litreally such a sweet person i think!
johnlocked_1 by wawaeawaea April 11, 2022
The gay ship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC's show Sherlock. It's quite popular, and most people in the fandom ship it.
Sigh, Johnlock is so cute. Why isn't it canon yet!?!
Johnlock by Septiplierherself May 19, 2016
when you fall in love with your mad flatmate and everyone thinks you're hitting that but you've been trying since day one
Person 1: we're not dating!
Person 2: you've been johnlocked?!
Johnlock by leGay swizgiz December 14, 2016
Johnlock is the father of all the gay ships. It's probably the first thing you ever shipped in your life. Johnlock is flawless.
Q: OMG do you ship Johnlock?
A: Oh. God. Yes.
Johnlock by johnlocker May 17, 2012
The awesomesuace name given to the pairing of John and Sherlock. It can be argued whether the pair is canon or merely fandom, although many Sherlockians and fanfiction writers are convinced it is canon. However, despite many Sherlockians shipping this pair, there has been some controversy due to the fact that Sherlock is portrayed as asexual and many people want it to stay that way.
Dude have you watched "Sherlock" on the BBC?
Yeah, dude it's the best show ever!
I totally ship Johnlock!!!
Oh my god me too!!!
Johnlock by Sherlock'sSlave May 7, 2012
The (dubiously official) portmanteau couple name for the slash couple of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, most commonly used in the fandom surrounding the BBC miniseries modernized version of the consulting detective and his medical partner.
I've just gotten involved in reading fanfiction of Sherlock; my favorite slash pairing is johnlock.
johnlock by hangsondoong March 28, 2012
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