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Juggering 

The process of defecating and ejaculating into a cloth hammock, then swinging it round and smacking people in the face with it. It is seen as immensely erotic and is catching on as the new sexual fad.
Person 1: Dude, you up for tonight?
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road
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invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:

spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills

can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
amy: "what are you doing today?"
mike: "just judeing around."
judeing by terateraterror December 14, 2008

be-undering 

the act or statement of being under a given object.
bill: "hey what are you doing?" jim:"oh just be-undering the bed."
be-undering by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

jennering 

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.
I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.
jennering by BruceJenner December 8, 2013

Pundering 

That long awkward, anxious, silence that you experience while trying to think of a riposte to someone's verbal barb.
John's insult to Mary left her embarrassed because she KNEW she had a smartass reply but couldn't think of it right now. Mary's pundering left her temporarily speechless.
Pundering by Gilcarad December 29, 2020