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Juggering 

The process of defecating and ejaculating into a cloth hammock, then swinging it round and smacking people in the face with it. It is seen as immensely erotic and is catching on as the new sexual fad.
Person 1: Dude, you up for tonight?
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road
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jongering 

jongering by The Monopoly Guy March 24, 2003
invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:

spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills

can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
amy: "what are you doing today?"
mike: "just judeing around."
judeing by terateraterror December 14, 2008

be-undering 

the act or statement of being under a given object.
bill: "hey what are you doing?" jim:"oh just be-undering the bed."
be-undering by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019

jennering 

When a man accepts a status as the inferior to his significant other, losing control of his life and becoming an all around pussy. See also bruce jenner.
I've lost control of my life thanks to my girlfriend, basically jennering out of control.
jennering by BruceJenner December 8, 2013

Pundering 

That long awkward, anxious, silence that you experience while trying to think of a riposte to someone's verbal barb.
John's insult to Mary left her embarrassed because she KNEW she had a smartass reply but couldn't think of it right now. Mary's pundering left her temporarily speechless.
Pundering by Gilcarad December 29, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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