An epic
anti-hipster instaorgasmicman that is able to get what he wants, when he wants it. He is fond of a British accent, if he doesn't already have
one. He makes all the ladies love him with his socially
awkward and geeky personality, but amazing fashion sense and abs. All the guys think he is god. And worship him.
Girl 1- is that... Rollo?
Girl 2- did you just say rollo?
Girl 1-
yes-
Girl 2- OH MY GOD HE IS AMAZING. IM CUMMING EVERYWHERE HE IS SO
SEXY OM NOM NOM
NOMGirl 1- Stop chewing on my couch cushions!