johnboy

noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.

person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."

by well pretty much yeah September 6, 2010

johnboy

an act of general clumyness see also spacker

you just knocked over all the pints on our table - what a johnboy thing to do

by a good friend of jb November 23, 2006

Johnboy

Having an elevated level of self confidence for no reason. Interrupts any story you tell just to point out how he did that better.

"Yo this dude came up when I was doing a shot and interrupted me to tell me how my drink choice is retarded then started a fight what fucking johnboy"

by Pumagriff June 14, 2018

Johnyboy

A Small man who looks like an oompaloompa and starts fights by being sick on people and hitting them with his small penis.

Hey we just got chased by a johnyboy, run before he gets you aswell

by madeline mccaine November 25, 2011

John boy

One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.

Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.

Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)

by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 29, 2019

Johnoy

Johnoy means tranquility.

95% of the time, a person with this name usually remains the quietest in the room. Out of sight, out of mind. They are very vigilant and intuitive, but will go very deep into conversation if they start talking. They are the eye of the storm and the storm itself.

Nothing gets past a Johnoy.

by Jlengtv November 22, 2021

john boy

A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.

You just john boyed that girl so bad.

Are you trying to john boy me?

by William February 26, 2004