johnboy
johnboy by well pretty much yeah September 6, 2010
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johnboy
johnboy by a good friend of jb November 23, 2006
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Johnyboy
A Small man who looks like an oompaloompa and starts fights by being sick on people and hitting them with his small penis.
Johnyboy by madeline mccaine November 25, 2011
John boy
One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.
Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
John boy by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 29, 2019
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