"Yo this dude came up when I was doing a shot and interrupted me to tell me how my drink choice is retarded then started a fight what fucking johnboy"

Johnboy by Pumagriff June 14, 2018

Johnyboy

A Small man who looks like an oompaloompa and starts fights by being sick on people and hitting them with his small penis.

Hey we just got chased by a johnyboy, run before he gets you aswell

Johnyboy by madeline mccaine November 25, 2011

John boy

One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.

Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.

Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)

John boy by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 29, 2019

Johnoy

Johnoy means tranquility.

95% of the time, a person with this name usually remains the quietest in the room. Out of sight, out of mind. They are very vigilant and intuitive, but will go very deep into conversation if they start talking. They are the eye of the storm and the storm itself.

Nothing gets past a Johnoy.

Johnoy by Jlengtv November 22, 2021

john boy

A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.

You just john boyed that girl so bad.

Are you trying to john boy me?

john boy by William February 26, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026