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A Johnbat is a hairy bipedal creature that consumes food in mass quantities and has the unique ability to repel the opposite sex from miles away. It is notable that the Johnbat can shape shift into a T-Rex like animal that is no doubt prehistoric in nature (still under zoological debate). The Johnbat can only be tracked by the noise it makes when it eats, experts claim that it closely resembles a distressed hyena with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth. The Johnbat can consume 4 times its weight.
Yeah, I was at the bar with a chick and the Johnbat walked by and farted and she vomited all over my face.
Johnbat by forrager November 10, 2016

Johnothon 

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills
Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!
Johnothon by blskvn June 21, 2018
noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.
person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."
johnboy by well pretty much yeah September 6, 2010

johnbosco 

Given after a Saint. Johnbosco' s have big eyes, fat lips and an oval face. Dark skinned. Usually tall. Corny and are known to be very annoying when you get to know them better. Bosco for short. They advise a lot and tend to portrait themselves as the better ones. If you meet a Johnbosco let them go unless you like getting angry unnecessarily.
BOY1: Who's that new student talking to much???
BOY2: He must be a Johnbosco

He loves getting on people's nerves, he's a Johnbosco.
johnbosco by MadamCas February 6, 2020

Johnothan 

The most passionate man alive. He loves the hardest, cries the softest and touches the sweetest parts of your minds imagination. Johnothan will turn you gay with the way he looks at his cats and he has a huge weiner.
Is that guy single?? No, it's Johnothan.
Johnothan by RickGlass October 1, 2019
an act of general clumyness see also spacker
you just knocked over all the pints on our table - what a johnboy thing to do
johnboy by a good friend of jb November 23, 2006