A Johnbat is a hairy bipedal creature that consumes food in mass quantities and has the unique ability to repel the opposite sex from miles away. It is notable that the Johnbat can shape shift into a T-Rex like animal that is no doubt prehistoric in nature (still under zoological debate). The Johnbat can only be tracked by the noise it makes when it eats, experts claim that it closely resembles a distressed hyena with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth. The Johnbat can consume 4 times its weight.

Yeah, I was at the bar with a chick and the Johnbat walked by and farted and she vomited all over my face.

Johnbat by forrager November 10, 2016

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Johnothon

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills

Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!

Johnothon by blskvn June 21, 2018

johnboy

noun: the whitest person known to man.
adjective: something so white its almost transparent.

person 1.) "Did you see johnboy?"
person 2.) "No, I lost him as he passed the white wall."

johnboy by well pretty much yeah September 6, 2010

johnbosco

Given after a Saint. Johnbosco' s have big eyes, fat lips and an oval face. Dark skinned. Usually tall. Corny and are known to be very annoying when you get to know them better. Bosco for short. They advise a lot and tend to portrait themselves as the better ones. If you meet a Johnbosco let them go unless you like getting angry unnecessarily.

BOY1: Who's that new student talking to much???
BOY2: He must be a Johnbosco

He loves getting on people's nerves, he's a Johnbosco.

johnbosco by MadamCas February 6, 2020

Johnothan

The most passionate man alive. He loves the hardest, cries the softest and touches the sweetest parts of your minds imagination. Johnothan will turn you gay with the way he looks at his cats and he has a huge weiner.

Is that guy single?? No, it's Johnothan.

Johnothan by RickGlass October 1, 2019

johnboy

an act of general clumyness see also spacker

you just knocked over all the pints on our table - what a johnboy thing to do

johnboy by a good friend of jb November 23, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026