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A crazy guy/girl you put as a period in your contacts after you cut things off with her/him.
Example 1. nick " yo bro some girl asked me if we were in a relationship after our second date" Ryan " bro you gotta Johndot her"
Johndot by theweekday May 15, 2016

Johnothon 

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills
Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!
Johnothon by blskvn June 21, 2018
usually used when male bodies are unidentified by investigator
So doctor, what's the cause of death for our johndoe here?
johndoe by johndoe1545 July 22, 2018

Johnothan 

The most passionate man alive. He loves the hardest, cries the softest and touches the sweetest parts of your minds imagination. Johnothan will turn you gay with the way he looks at his cats and he has a huge weiner.
Is that guy single?? No, it's Johnothan.
Johnothan by RickGlass October 1, 2019
One who typically does not care & always finds the best out of the situation.
Geez, Johnbot is going mayhem wouldn’t ya say!?
Johnbot by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

JohnGottiDDoS 

The God Of 2+ Coms
Should We Pray To JohnGottiDDoS?
JohnGottiDDoS by NotJohngotti May 18, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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