1 definition by forrager
A Johnbat is a hairy bipedal creature that consumes food in mass quantities and has the unique ability to repel the opposite sex from miles away. It is notable that the Johnbat can shape shift into a T-Rex like animal that is no doubt prehistoric in nature (still under zoological debate). The Johnbat can only be tracked by the noise it makes when it eats, experts claim that it closely resembles a distressed hyena with peanut butter on the roof of its mouth. The Johnbat can consume 4 times its weight.
Yeah, I was at the bar with a chick and the Johnbat walked by and farted and she vomited all over my face.
by forrager November 10, 2016