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Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)
no... it's John A.
John A by yoyoyo_14 October 21, 2011
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John A. Kendall 

A John A. Kendall is someone who is extremely awesome. Someone who oozes awesomeness and is always winning. Someone who is vastly skilled in the field of tattoo design, pencil drawing, painting and sculpture. Artist by day, and womanizer by night, a John A. Kendall really has it going on.
I finally got an A on this art paper, I really John A. Kendall'd the crap out of that, like a boss!

I am have 50 girls calling me tonight, just like John Kendall.
John A. Kendall by editor11 January 1, 2012

John A Logan College 

An over-priced, over-rated local college in Southern Illinois. Despite the generally happy student body, the teachers are rather boring, and the school itsself was named after an insane war general from the Civil War. It has very few clubs, and most credits earned are very unlikely to transfer (see "Philippine Stick Fighting" class). However, it can be a fun time if you know the right places to go.
"Take all of your money; and instead of enjoying it, blow it all on tuition, books, and transit money!!! Such goes life in John A Logan College!!!"

Sir John A High 

The pinnacle of average high school education, nicotine feinds and drug use. Filled with crackheads, rednecks, middle class hockey players and shitty teachers, this high school beats the rest by its diversity of middle class white kids and a few exchange students. While on the outside of the school in the student parking lot you will find on the daily burnouts, drifting, seshing and fiends roaming around begging for nicotine.
“Yo you go to sir John a high? Yeah I do!”
“Do you have any nicotine on you? Ah you must be from sir John a”
Sir John A High by Mexico123 January 25, 2020

Sir John A. MacDonald C.I. 

A high school located in Scaborough, Ontario. Also known as Mac. Made unknown thanks to the Asian population that attends this school. The white kids that reach are all pussies that sleep around and the Asian kids are all fobs that enjoy anime and shit. Located near Lam.
guy: wuh school u reach baby?
girl: sir john a. macdonald c.i.
guy: wheres dat?
girl: in scarbz, near lam
guy: ohh, never heard of it
girl: most people haven't... it's filled with fobs and sluz

Pulled a John C. Mayer 

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.
Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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