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John Walshed

/Verb/: To prolong an unsolicited financial commitment or lavish promise for validation and praise by the receiver, only to bail or fail to commit at the very last possible second by making up excuses because they don’t actually have the capacity to follow through on their word.

Delusional; they think they give off main character energy but really they are a textbook beta with rich kid privilege.
That investor totally John Walshed us on the deal.

jonwalsh 

a type of stroke in tennis where the player smashes the ball directly into the ground in front of them, or right into the net.
Jarrod: Oh man Trevor, you need to stop doing a jonwalsh. We are going to lose if you keep hitting it into the net.
jonwalsh by almostgoodinbed April 29, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004