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John O
An autistic little fuck who thinks he's the shit but really is a little pussy who plays hula-hoop golf on his free time. John won the BE Award in elementary school (a reward given to absolute fucking retards). His sister is honestly the hottest fucking girl on the planet and I would fuck her brains out every single day of the week
What's the matter with that kid over there, and who's the hot girl next to him?
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.
John O by dude748399294756 August 13, 2017
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john o'callaghan
(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh
A.K.A John Ohhh
Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.
Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?
Laura: Yeah I got a picture too
*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*
*Both girls fall over*
Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?
Laura: Yeah I got a picture too
*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*
*Both girls fall over*
john o'callaghan by lookingformisery February 12, 2014
John O’Neill
A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.
John O’Neill by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020
John O Connor
A sexy, hunky beast of a man. A truly gorgeous sight. So hot he’ll make you sweat at the thought of his gargantuan biceps.
John O Connor by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022
John O'niell
A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom
John O'niell by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017
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