john lewis 

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'I is to be goin to John Lewis for me new thong'

john lewis by Izzy July 18, 2008

John Lewis 

A person who screams way too much and sexually identifies as a Johnbat. A person who is 500% white but still claims to be 50% Native American because his dad is 25% Native American. Also a world renowned singer most well known the Legacy of a Legend John Lewis edition game of the year edition. He holds a high fear of Mexicans with praying Mantises. Also that one guy.

Rebeca: I am partially Native American

John Lewis: I am better than you because I am 50007% Native American therefore I am truly better than you will ever hope to be

John Lewis by Yoloswagbot December 13, 2017

John Lewis Teaspoon 

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

John Lewis Teaspoon by 969-696 February 16, 2024

John Lewis Teaspoon 

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

John Lewis Teaspoon by 969-696 February 19, 2024