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The "posh" supermarket of the UK. Everything they sell is either "mouthwatering" or "luxury".
Ducky, I'm popping down to Waitrose to pur-chase some luxury golden Christmas pudding with mouthwatering brandy syrup.
by errata June 13, 2007
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being โ€œthe infected.โ€
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didnโ€™t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
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a cool supermarket in the UK. not to be confused with sainsburys, asda, morrisons or tesco.
I like the deli at waitrose and the checkout girls are much better than tesco value
by henapen August 04, 2006
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A pretty girl who works on the checkout of your local supermarket, and who you think is too beautiful to work there. A play on the name of a well know chain of upscale supermarkets and the flower known for its beauty.
"That girls such a Waitrose i only shop here to see her"
by mrforde August 23, 2006
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A shop that is the same as Tesco, Morrison's, and Sainsbury's yet it charges three times the price for the same product and is full of people who are extremely uptight.
Person 1: Ok, See you later I'm off to Tesco's
Rich Snob: TESCO? YOU BLITHERING IDIOT I ONLY SHOP AT THE MOST EXQUISITE SHOP THERE IS!
Person 1: What shop is that?
Rich Snob: WELL IT'S WAITROSE OF COURSE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
Person 1: Why charge three times the price for something you can get much cheaper?
Rich Snob: I'll have you know Waitrose only supplies it's customers with the most richest delicacies in the whole of Britain. I suggest you walk away you peasant.
by -AW0DOA]FOAW-F0IAW[E9FE[A9IFEA October 24, 2019
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The supermarket of choice in British snob culture. If you're going to the UK, just go to a combination of Tesco and Aldi, don't bother with Waitrose or the other pseudo-upper class stores, might as well get the same things (whether own brand or branded) at better prices.
Sophie: I'm going to Waitrose, want anything?
Chris: Waitrose? Do you like wasting your money on the same products you can get at other places to look rich and superior to everyone else?
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This is a supermarket where all the upper class gits shop, you will find that they are usually wearing some form of barber coat, a green grocers cap and some hunter wellies. These people tend to be allergic to sainsburys and other stores containing chavs and scumbags. Personally, I like to call them "rich, upper class pricks" but please, call them what you will.
Oh look at that rich arsehole in the Porsche, he's probably off to waitrose again.
by 69O_069 October 17, 2014
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