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john jones 

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.
Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!
john jones by Dolphin Dancing May 31, 2016

agent john Jones 

agent john Jones is travailing at the moment to bring people in to fortnite
agent john Jones by tweets.ohm098 December 14, 2020

Justin John Jones 

Justin John Jones is a homosexual florida man
Justin John Jones by CoolCat2004 February 24, 2020

John Paul Jones 

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.
That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones 

The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.
"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).
John Paul Jones by Rob L. October 21, 2004

John Paul Jones 

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.
Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.
John Paul Jones by sackbaker August 14, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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