The 35th and the greatest president ever. If that
dickwad didn't shoot him, he would have probably made America 10 times better and made world
peace. He was also the only president NOT to be full of shit. He probably stopped another world war by fixing the missile crisis. He was also a World War II Veteran. He saved the lives of himself and another soldier by
swimming to an island with the backpack strap of another man clenched between his teeth.