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John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.
Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?
Words you can keep

John Doe 

a general word for a man(see also Jane Doe)
The police were not able to identify the victim, so they simply refered to him as John Doe.
John Doe by Light Joker January 24, 2005

John Doe 

1. A fictitious name used to identify an unknown man or body. Also referred to as 'Jane Doe'.
2. An unidentified man.
3. An alias used in legal proceedings to identify an unknown male.
The police were unable to identify the victim, so they simply referred to him as 'John Doe'.
John Doe by dubwub August 20, 2014

john doe 

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..
Look at this john doe looking ass.
john doe by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021

John Doe 

Some "hacker" who a bunch of 7 year olds think while hack their roblox accounts on March 18th. When really everyone just uses it as clickbait.
Roblox player: OMG John Doe is coming he's gonna hack our roblox accounts what are we going to do?

Roblox player 2: I don't know we have to warn everyone!

John Doe 

Standard hedes with no known name.
"Yo, what you got?"

"Some beasts and some of that John Doe"

"Word"

John Doe 

Serial killer from the movie Seven.

One of Steven Seagal's characters.

Default name for your multiplayer character on Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield.
"He got killed by John Doe"
John Doe by Darracker July 12, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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