Johave 

A very unique human who does not need validation from others. She/he/they are the most amazing person anyone will ever meet. They are extremely beautiful inside and out. They're kind and sweet and will always give their all to any person close to them.

Johave is absolutely amazing!
Johave is a 10/10 in personality and face.

Johave by BigWaterBottle December 1, 2020

Johae 

A very beautiful wink.

One can use a johae to express gratitude, exquisite joy, deep and meaningful feelings (although if these are lusty feelings, one must be careful since an attempt at a johae can easily transform into a sleazy wink if not careful). Only the luckiest of lucky have had johaes showered upon them.

"Ah! HA! I did it! I finally taught a hoard of chipmunks to sing 'Beat It' in perfect English. All of my hard work has finally paid off, my lusty lover!"

"Oh yes, is this true?" (JOHAE)

"Wow... never have I been so lucky to receive such a glorious johae. That is even more rewarding than all of my long, tedious struggles."

Johae by JohaesForEveryone April 4, 2009

JOHNVERSATION 

When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.

General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."

John "Well......"

*3 HOURS LATER*

John "...I think that about sums it up..."

Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."

JOHNVERSATION by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010

Johanes 

tall, dark and handsome; the womanizer

Ryan Gosling: I acted like my friend Johanes in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".

Johanes by pseudophier January 11, 2012

Johasexuel

That mean you feel sexual and romantic attraction to Joha elbougosse 🙃🤞🏼 (Humor sahbi😘😘)

Would you date me bestie?😩😩
-no sorry I’m johasexuel and you’re not joha shawty😧😧😧

Johasexuel by johasmotorcycle March 29, 2021

Johvenn 

It means 'Young' or 'Joven' in spanish but spelled wrong. See the other definiton, "Joven" that guy got it right. Why are you even searching this name in a dictionary tho, how lonely are you. I mean wtf?

Its a literally a name used in a sentence

Unless you're spanish atleast. Or alien

I duno about u. Johvenn the great or something.

Johvenn by Jamie Oxford June 7, 2021

Johané 

Gorgeous and attractive female and best friend you can ask for. This is a uncommon name and is only given to those worthy of it. A Johané is usually ticklish all over and has a contagious laugh. Anyone will be lucky to jave a Johané as a girlfriend.

Thank you Johané for being such an amazing friend and supporting us in difficult situations.

Johané by Damian_Kwagga_2k18 June 13, 2019