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Gorgeous and attractive female and best friend you can ask for. This is a uncommon name and is only given to those worthy of it. A Johané is usually ticklish all over and has a contagious laugh. Anyone will be lucky to jave a Johané as a girlfriend.
Thank you Johané for being such an amazing friend and supporting us in difficult situations.
Johané by Damian_Kwagga_2k18 June 13, 2019
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Probably the most mazing girl you will ever meet. Jihane lives mostly amongst the clouds and although at first they may seem hard to approach once you get to know them a Jihane is an awesome person that will bring joy to your life and definitely make your life much more exciting. She will help you achieve a level of happiness that you never thought was possible. Gorgeous, smart, kind, a Jihane is someone you will always want on your side. Someone you can easily rely on and fall in love with. Jihanes are hard to come by and when you find one you can consider yourself a very lucky person because not many people are fortunate enough to meet one.
If you find a Jihane never let her go. She is a keeper.
Jihane by The gamer john November 14, 2018
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The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .
A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend
Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me
Johanna by JLMarieS January 29, 2019
A girl who likes to have a good time. She is super funny and trustworthy. All the boys try to talk to her because she’s a boy magnet, but she knows she’s too good for them. She is super smart and doesn’t even know it. She’s extremely pretty and caring.
Dude 1: yooo that Johana girl is a hottiiiie
Dude 2: yuh imma ask her out
Dude 3: naw she’s too good for us
Dude 2: yuh u right
Johana by maria_f June 23, 2020
With her pulchritudinous smile, everybody want to stop for a minute. She's exquisite. Jhanel is the perfect definition of beauty and brains, although her heart was as cold as ice. Her decisions paved the way where she is. She's not that one in a million girl, she's more than that. Jhanel is better than the best. She can steal your heart with her smile, Jhanel is a benevolent person. Although she's cold, she deserves to be loved because a loves a person silently, that's her way. So if by any chance, take care of her, she's worth it.
; Look! There she is!
; Who?
; Jhanel, she's standing almost at the counter.
; Jhanel is really a stunning creature.
Jhanel by PadreDamaso June 8, 2021
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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