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johvanny 

A boy who seems calm but once you get to know him you realize he is very much full of energy. He can be annoying sometimes, but fun to be around of. He likes to hang out with friends and get a lot of girls.
Is that your brother??
Johvanny yea why??
He cute but weird!!
johvanny by ChatNoir<3 April 27, 2021
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a negro that is abnormally tall and is usually in love with basketball and has no true talent in it but does it anyway. Usually this negro's bestfriend is always with him and his bestfriend is atleast 2 feet shorter than him.. awkward... he also thinks he can get girls but he cannot and his short ass bestfriend can although he is a midgit. johvonn is typically a fake ass bitch and gets no pussy :(....
i like johvonn!".. "stfu, bitch!
A man and a woman who fuck on the daily. They like to do anal, anal beads, sharing of the dildo between ass and vagina, and really like to orgasm loud. The male takes charge, squirting the girl multiple times .
johenna by Hen3457 January 7, 2017
johven is one of the coolest friends ever, he never fails to make you laugh but he needs to learn how to make better gum wrapper hearts, its giving…gay
..: woowow johven is so cool
….: sure 😁
johven by anonymous November 21, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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