Johans

Pretty swell guy. Usually has snacks, will write you a song if you're sad. Well versed schadenfreude.

Nice hat Johans!

by Strudelhans May 13, 2019

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Kai Johnson

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.

That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...

by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Ron Johnson

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.

"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."

by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020

hippy johnson

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

by Jude-O November 5, 2017

Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.

That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's

by KJ2010 November 21, 2010