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The act of shitting on a good friend for no apparent reason then completely ignoring them.
I was supposed to help my friend move into his new apartment but I wanted to go out with my friends so I Joey D'd him instead.
Joey D'd by Chief Longspear March 2, 2018
Words you can keep

Mother of Joey’d 

When you and the girls just got too turnt at the club, too much hot tub and rosé. When Saturday was LIT, completely son of Merlinda’d but now Sunday is here and you’re feeling terrible
Alyssa: last night I got completely son of Merlinda’d.

Maegan: me too, completely mother of Joey’d. I need a tums and some Tylenol
Altered to make sense only to those who are completely intoxicated, avid users of marijuana.
The altered state of complete intoxication by an avid marijuana user
He Joey'd that up so bad.

You are so Joey'd right now.
joey'd by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004
A fly-ass cat who after recieving a small amount of coke, will even blow your penis for you. Even due to this action, he is still good with the ladies. Not.
Hey, Joey-D, stop sucking my penis and go be good with the ladies.
Joey-D by r August 23, 2004
The Real Joey D
The Real Joey D
Joey D by joes stepbro May 22, 2019

joey’d out 

To remove sleeves on a t-shirt and slit down the seem to better allow access for air to flow on sweltering summer days, as well as to show off your yoked arms in an effort to attract a mate and ward off predators.
You gonna wear that Fireball t-shirt? Hell yeah! It’s Joey’d out, and ready to go.
joey’d out by D. N. A. LevelC December 26, 2023

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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