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A fly-ass cat who after recieving a small amount of coke, will even blow your penis for you. Even due to this action, he is still good with the ladies. Not.
Hey, Joey-D, stop sucking my penis and go be good with the ladies.
Joey-D by r August 23, 2004
The Real Joey D
The Real Joey D
Joey D by joes stepbro May 22, 2019
The act of shitting on a good friend for no apparent reason then completely ignoring them.
I was supposed to help my friend move into his new apartment but I wanted to go out with my friends so I Joey D'd him instead.
Joey D'd by Chief Longspear March 2, 2018

joey’d out 

To remove sleeves on a t-shirt and slit down the seem to better allow access for air to flow on sweltering summer days, as well as to show off your yoked arms in an effort to attract a mate and ward off predators.
You gonna wear that Fireball t-shirt? Hell yeah! It’s Joey’d out, and ready to go.
joey’d out by D. N. A. LevelC December 26, 2023

Mother of Joey’d 

When you and the girls just got too turnt at the club, too much hot tub and rosé. When Saturday was LIT, completely son of Merlinda’d but now Sunday is here and you’re feeling terrible
Alyssa: last night I got completely son of Merlinda’d.

Maegan: me too, completely mother of Joey’d. I need a tums and some Tylenol

Joey Wellon'd 

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.
*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"
Joey Wellon'd by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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