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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
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When something is so unbeleiveably awesome that it becomes comparable to the awsomeness of the works of Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Wow, that movie was jossome"
"We had a jossome time at the fair"
Jossome by The Xandman December 15, 2008
something that is so incredibly wonderful and great that you giggle and pee your pants just thinking about it. Derived from "owsome" which is derived from "awesome"
Man, last night we got drunk and entered that dance contest and won $5,000, then celebrated at the Double T Diner over some pancakes and bacon. It was JOWSOME!
jowsome by K Stizzle September 20, 2005
A very unloyal fake person who never cares about others feelings. if you date a joerome he will not talk to you often because hes just one of those boys. I don't recommend dating one. yes, he may give you attention but not at school. he talks bad about you to his friends. I just don't recommend it. - from, zoey
joerome
joerome by yirtudxjuuutyd October 4, 2019
joerome is a guy who is funny, sweet, and cares about others more than they’ll ever know. he makes people feel good in bad situations and he may or may not know it yet, but he means a lot to everyone he talks to.
(person 1) Have you talked to joerome yet?
(person 2) No, why?
(person 1) Because he made me feel better after i told him some sad stuff.
(person 2) Awe, he’s so nice.
joerome by resaresasupathicc January 30, 2020
A sexy beast that will take everything from you
Hey look its joesoel keep your woman away from him.
Joesoel by Juice killer 247 November 22, 2016