Joesley

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In general kind hearted, probably been single for too long, but cute, will always have your back, and hate fake friends, probably not known by too many people.

You know joesley?

No who's that

Joesley by Jjnb November 22, 2021

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Jesley

A good friend with a good personality and a badass. She loves sticking up for her besties and making them happy and positive. She listens to other people's problems and give her good advice and mess advice as possible

"Damn jesley I love your style"
"You make me happy"

Jesley by Gaminghaliey March 2, 2019

Related Words

Joesley • jesley • Joeley • joesey • joesleftnipple • joesly • joeslyn • Josleyn • Joe-Sleepy-L-2013

Joeley

A very attractive female who has the most gorgeous smile in the world. Is cery outgoing and loves having parties with friends. All types of guys are attracted towards her. Prefers taller guys, deep voice. Usually has the body of a woman in her twenties.

"Dang did you see that Joeley girl?"
"Dude yeah! I would so smash"

Joeley by Mr Smarty Farty November 9, 2016

joeslyn

Joeslyn :

A beautiful girl, smart, and athletic. Plays a sport, has a boyfriend, and always on the look out for something cool. Chill, cute, and fam💯💯.

Yoo, i got a Joeslyn. She's awesome.

joeslyn by Ahhh ahhh May 22, 2016

jesley

The most beautifuest period in the world she loves u no mater what .she is pretty and she like to talk a lot .she want some one that is good

Jesley I love u so much

jesley by Michael berrios May 19, 2018

Josleyn

A very quiet red head that spits fire from her crotchal region if in the right position; red thick pubic hair that is able to be braided

Eww there is something red and hairy hanging out of that girls bathing suit. I bet she is a Josleyn.

Josleyn by LADYMARMALADE January 14, 2008

joesey

Girl that eats lots of dick

Wow that girl is such a joesey

joesey by Bamfshaw December 25, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026