The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.
Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK
The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want
"In the perennial endeavour to find a fulfilling and exuberantly paid place to work i find that every aspect of my life descends into joblivion."
Interviewer: So tell me a bit about yourself.
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: And how do you think you benefit the company?
You: I aM a PeOpLe PeRsOn
Foeblivions (noun): A term coined to describe strangers engaged in a state of mutual enmity or animosity, where the origin of their discord is often forgotten or unknown, contributing to a sense of anonymity in their adversarial relationship.
1. "In the crowded city, two Foeblivions passed each other with narrowed glares, carrying an unresolved tension that seemed to linger from an unremembered encounter."
2. "The online forum became a battleground for Foeblivions, anonymous users locked in constant disagreement, their virtual identities masking the origins of their longstanding rivalry."
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.