Skip to main content

Joeblivion

Being unaware of current situations due to dementia and cognitive decline.
"Poor guy, he's gotten so bad, he is the throes of Joeblivion. He's completely Joeblivious to what's going on around him."
Joeblivion by Soylent-Gringo June 28, 2024
Words you can keep
The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.
Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion
Joblivion by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018
Related Words
the endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.
used by a youtuber named exurb1a
- hey, how is life? found a job yet?
- no.
- can't get out of that joblivion, can you?
joblivion by talle321 March 13, 2018
The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want
"In the perennial endeavour to find a fulfilling and exuberantly paid place to work i find that every aspect of my life descends into joblivion."

Interviewer: So tell me a bit about yourself.
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: And how do you think you benefit the company?
You: I aM a PeOpLe PeRsOn
Joblivion by Batrick June 1, 2018

Foeblivions 

Foeblivions (noun): A term coined to describe strangers engaged in a state of mutual enmity or animosity, where the origin of their discord is often forgotten or unknown, contributing to a sense of anonymity in their adversarial relationship.
1. "In the crowded city, two Foeblivions passed each other with narrowed glares, carrying an unresolved tension that seemed to linger from an unremembered encounter."

2. "The online forum became a battleground for Foeblivions, anonymous users locked in constant disagreement, their virtual identities masking the origins of their longstanding rivalry."
Foeblivions by BromanderInChief89 November 18, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next