Batrick's definitions

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want

"In the perennial endeavour to find a fulfilling and exuberantly paid place to work i find that every aspect of my life descends into joblivion."

Interviewer: So tell me a bit about yourself.
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: And how do you think you benefit the company?
You: I aM a PeOpLe PeRsOn

by Batrick June 1, 2018

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

by Batrick June 1, 2018