Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want

"In the perennial endeavour to find a fulfilling and exuberantly paid place to work i find that every aspect of my life descends into joblivion."

Interviewer: So tell me a bit about yourself.
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: And how do you think you benefit the company?
You: I aM a PeOpLe PeRsOn

by Batrick June 1, 2018

joblivion

the endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.
used by a youtuber named exurb1a

- hey, how is life? found a job yet?
- no.
- can't get out of that joblivion, can you?

by talle321 March 13, 2018

Oblivion

The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality

Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul!

God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.

by Morrauk April 22, 2006

Oblivion

Something inevitable. We will all die one day and there will be no one to remember us. In a book, a man was afraid of oblivion, that no one would remember him when he dies. It is the state of being forgotten.

Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.

by Tfios fanatic June 15, 2014

Oblivion NPC

Braindead and acts like a robot in actual human interaction

both of these traits are shared with an NPC (non-player character) from the video game "Oblivion" hence the name.
The NPCs in this game are infamous for having the dumbest conversations and acting extremely robotic, snapping towards you if you engage with them.
These people will act just like in the game and are generally very stupid.

Paul: hello friend, would you enjoy a cup of coffee and a sandwich at the cafe for lunch, it would very much please me.
Friend: you are such an Oblivion NPC

by bigbarrison September 15, 2021

Oblivion

"There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed or that our species ever did anything. There will be no one left to remember Aristotle or Cleopatra, let alone you. Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will be forgotten and all of this will have been for naught. Maybe that time is coming soon a nd maybe it is millions of years away, but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that's what everyone else does."

"I fear oblivion. I fear it like the proverbial blind man whos afraid of the dark." -Augustus Waters

by TypicalWhiteFangirl July 3, 2014