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Basically it is a new emotion which is based around a guy called joe sewell who is really messed up but proper hilarious and cool and we decided that whenever someone gets really really really really REALLY hyper then they are acting like joe so weve decided its called joe like and u must obey or be destroyed by a mechagodzillapenis
i would but it would destroy all computers JOE LIKE
Joe like by tittyfish666 February 25, 2011
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joe-like grin

I Joe grinned at a thought of "nipple pockets"
joe-like grin by Joe_grinner March 6, 2005

I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. 

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

you walk like joe biden 

this is when you walk like your holding a shit between your legs trying not to crease ur shoe, specifically an edgar
marco: *is an edgar and walks weirdly trying not to crease his shoes*

mr. harrist: you walk like joe biden

acting like Joe 

The worst insult anyone could give to other people. Joe here is referred to a specific figure.
James says im just like Joe........i beg to differ!!!! i think im NOTHING like JOE!!!!
acting like Joe by KSJ himself April 19, 2005

Chorus like Mama Joe's bongos 

A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.

Acting like a Joe

Displaying vindictive, self centered behavior unnecessarily in a professional setting with the perspective that you are the greatest gift to mankind.
He doesn't seem to know anything and refuses to do his job, but then treats us all like crap. He's really acting like a Joe.

Why is he mean-mugging me again?! Ijust asked a simple question. He's acting like aJoe.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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