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Joe blogg by millsy51000 August 30, 2018
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Joe Bloggs
Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.
Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.
Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.
Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."
Joe Bloggs by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006
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Joe Bloggs
A man with many qualifications, he is a Warrant Officer, He's a Cadet, he is a pilot that crash landed during a field exercise, he is even a civilian instructor. (a Generic name to be used for templates or things of the sort.)
Joe Bloggs by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022
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