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The creator of the doink chat and water gang you can find him @hondadeal4vets on any social media platform. He’s an old bastard that loves big booty bitches top water and saving the whales and let’s not forget backwoods
“Three big booty bitches saw me in three park and said joe u we love you and I said hey i love you back and they gave me top in the fucking park”
Joe U by Aldotheapachie March 15, 2019
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To say something incredibly irrelevant or dumb due to overthinking it or not thinking at all.
"Angelica really joe'd up yesterday when she said "wow! if i lived here I'd be home right now!" It was such a Joe up, so stupid."
Joe up by amfbitch May 2, 2017

joe unit 

Originally the name of a Norwegian rap crew, Joe Unit quickly evolved to become a term describing the culture and lifestyle surrounding the hip-hop crew. Joe Unit - and the front man Big Joe in particular - all came from extremely wealthy families, and their songs often described their ruthless spending of money. Liqueur, drugs, cars, boats, casinos and women were their main interests, and the crew wasn’t shy to let people know about their gluttony.
Saying that a person is Joe Unit, is seldom meant positively, except in some circuits, were big spenders are looked upon with admiration. If a person is Joe Unit, he or she leads a lifestyle resembling the rap crews, showing off, looking down on poor people etc.

The expression gain foothold in Norway early 2003, and quickly spread to the rest of Europe, now being a common phrase amongst young people.
"He is so Joe Unit, spending all his money trying to impress girls!"
"She spent 500.000 $ on another car? She must be totally Joe Unit!"
"Of course I'll buy you guys drinks! You know I'm Joe Unit!"
joe unit by Pog Salmer July 29, 2006
All this homework is gonna completely joe up my weekend.
joe up by the93owner January 19, 2011

Joe udders Cockayne 

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical
"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

Fanny pack
I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

joe has updog ligma 

the best pro gamer move ever
someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.
joe has updog ligma by BenSav March 26, 2021
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