Joe Trad

The guy who - shu esmu - consumes choco booms at a velocity of 11 booms/s. He immitates cricket players and attacks Indian classmates with racially motivated philosophical questions. He has an ability to stop time itself by engaging it in a staring competition which he has never lost. Some days, he is so happy.

Omg who is that dashing young man?
Must be Joe Trad

Joe Trad by Supahot_fiyah December 18, 2022

Trader Joe's 

A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.

I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.

Trader Joe's by matchflame July 28, 2004

Trader Joe's 

A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.

Trader Joe's by R.W.P. September 23, 2003

Trader Joe's 

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

Trader Joe's by Brian X July 9, 2003

The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

The Trader Joe's Trap by anonymous August 30, 2021

Trader Joe 

A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading

Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!

Trader Joe by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020

Trader Joe's 

a store that has mostly white people

i went to Trader Joe's and i saw lots of white people!

Trader Joe's by janettttttttttt April 9, 2006