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Joe-pa
To be fully aware of certain extraordinarily prejudicial circumstances and/or happenings, yet choosing to completely ignore them for the benefit or lack of reprimand of oneself or others.
Dave: DUDE! Ryan! I just caught Matt cheating on his girl! What should I do about it?!
Ryan: Dude... We gotta Joe-pa that.
Ryan: Dude... We gotta Joe-pa that.
Joe-pa by Clavicle_L_Ya November 11, 2011
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Joe-pa • Joe Paterno • joe pang • Joe-pan-nese • Joe Pap • Joe Pappa • joe pappies • joe paquet • Joe Parkin • joe parr
No Joe Pa
A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.
joe pang
A dumb AF Asian that can not dive for the life of him, he constantly asks you how your girlfriend is and if you two are still dating. Pang is like bird that flys into a window because he feels like it. Pang demonstrates majestic swan like high dives and usually lands on top of your back knocking the air out of you under water. Pang should be locked in a locker and left to crustify on his own and live lonely for the rest of his life
joe pang by swagpreacher007 April 15, 2015
joe pappies
joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018
Joe Paterno
To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
Joe Paterno by jelly23 August 29, 2012
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