Joe-pa

To be fully aware of certain extraordinarily prejudicial circumstances and/or happenings, yet choosing to completely ignore them for the benefit or lack of reprimand of oneself or others.

Dave: DUDE! Ryan! I just caught Matt cheating on his girl! What should I do about it?!

Ryan: Dude... We gotta Joe-pa that.

by Clavicle_L_Ya November 11, 2011

Joe Pa

A flip flopping in regards to the status of a celebrities death.

The media had so many conflicting reports as to weather Joe Pa had died that we said he must have JoePa-ed.

by Escapetps February 9, 2012

No Joe Pa

A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.

The camp counselor called out No Joe Pa as he strapped the climbing harness on the camper.

by jwags1568 November 26, 2011

joe pang

A dumb AF Asian that can not dive for the life of him, he constantly asks you how your girlfriend is and if you two are still dating. Pang is like bird that flys into a window because he feels like it. Pang demonstrates majestic swan like high dives and usually lands on top of your back knocking the air out of you under water. Pang should be locked in a locker and left to crustify on his own and live lonely for the rest of his life

Dude! Have you been sleeping with my GF??? man that's such a Joe pang move bruh..

by swagpreacher007 April 15, 2015

Joe Pass

An amazing jazz guitarist with over 90 albums to his name, who his shamely under appreciated. He passed away on May 23rd,1994.

Me:Who's your favorite guitar player?

Idiot:Slash! He's amazing!!

Me:Fuck that clown, Joe Pass could whoop his ass!

by TheCentralScrutinizer254 May 10, 2010

joe pappies

Big ole titties!!

Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!

by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018

Joe Paterno

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.

You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.

by jelly23 August 29, 2012