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A flip flopping in regards to the status of a celebrities death.
The media had so many conflicting reports as to weather Joe Pa had died that we said he must have JoePa-ed.
Joe Pa by Escapetps February 9, 2012

No Joe Pa 

A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.
The camp counselor called out No Joe Pa as he strapped the climbing harness on the camper.
No Joe Pa by jwags1568 November 26, 2011
A dumb AF Asian that can not dive for the life of him, he constantly asks you how your girlfriend is and if you two are still dating. Pang is like bird that flys into a window because he feels like it. Pang demonstrates majestic swan like high dives and usually lands on top of your back knocking the air out of you under water. Pang should be locked in a locker and left to crustify on his own and live lonely for the rest of his life
Dude! Have you been sleeping with my GF??? man that's such a Joe pang move bruh..
joe pang by swagpreacher007 April 15, 2015

Joe Pass 

An amazing jazz guitarist with over 90 albums to his name, who his shamely under appreciated. He passed away on May 23rd,1994.
Me:Who's your favorite guitar player?

Idiot:Slash! He's amazing!!

Me:Fuck that clown, Joe Pass could whoop his ass!

joe pappies 

Big ole titties!!
Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!
joe pappies by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018

Joe Paterno 

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
Joe Paterno by jelly23 August 29, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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