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joe burrow 

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Louisiana State University QB and 2019 Heisman winner. He has the best throwing arm and the biggest nuts.
Joe Burrow throws so well because his massive nuts swing forward and give him momentum.
joe burrow by goldengirl9 November 16, 2019
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Joe burrow 

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Joe sheisty or joe brr is a football player that makes men want to be him and women be with him, dude is the coolest dude out there
GF: omg is that joe burrow I’m literally gonna cum

BF: wtf
Joe burrow by Daddy trace February 12, 2022
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Joe burrow 

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One year wonder out of LSU and 1st overall pick in the 2020 NFL draft. Won the Heisman by the largest number of votes. Tore his acl while at Cincinnati, conforming he is a one hit wounder. He was not good enough to start at Ohio state and he was barely able to get to LSU. He had a NFL QB coach and a experienced offensive line with great receivers and a good running back.
As an music artist I will have a Joe burrow style song

I Gonna pull a Joe burrow.
Joe burrow by DDDFunnyAlabamarolltide December 7, 2020
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Joe Burrow 

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When speaking about the drug lean, it is used as telling how many ounces of lean you may pour. The reason for this is because of Joe Burrows number on his jersey.
Jayquan: I’m trying to get fucked up tonight!

Wocktavius: Let’s pour up a Joe Burrow of that Super Sludge in a fanta.
Joe Burrow by vulxey June 24, 2023
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Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick 

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noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle
Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.
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the joe burrow 

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yelling out joe burrow name while in the process of grabbing your homies meat when a exciting play happens.
Joe burrow throws a touchdown pass. John proceeds to yell out the joe burrow while he grabs Patrick’s meat.
the joe burrow by John sabala January 13, 2025
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joeburrowgod 

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The JoeBurrowGod account on TikTok is a 13 year old posting NFL edits (specifically Joe Burrow)
Hey, have you heard of JoeBurrowGod on TikTok.
joeburrowgod by JoeBurrowGod March 4, 2022
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