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Joe Balls 

A being higher than any religious god
"Who will save us"

"The almighty Joe Balls will"
Joe Balls by PigToad March 26, 2022

joe balls 

a good practical joke.
ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*
joe balls by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

Joe mamma balls 

I eat men for breakfast, dinner and lunch. I also make out with around 69 femboys every week
“Joe mamma balls” no way bruh 💀
Joe mamma balls by JohnnyS1ns September 12, 2021

joe toxic lig balls 

Its the most contracted illness among many men. it will kill you really fast and you will get no bitches.
yo nigga you hot joe toxic lig balls

Joe mama got ligma balls 

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips
Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*
A person whos name can be used in any situation where your own name would not be a good idea. Being so short and simple it just rolls off the tongue.
I RAW DAWGED this bitch down in Myrtle Beach and think i might of knocked her up, good thing i told her my name was Joe Ball.
Joe Ball by Raw Dawg Racin' July 24, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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