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Joe ( a Joe )
Joe” a person who is running late or not showing up to an event or work.

#Joe
Not coming to work? Must be pulling a Joe...
Flaking out? Your pulling a Joe again
Joe ( a Joe ) by May222020 May 22, 2020
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Can I have a Joe? 

The infamous line stated by the all time 1010FanBoost on ROBLOX.
Welcome to Boho Salon! What would you like?

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Can I have a joe?
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Can I have a Joe? by oofthetic March 9, 2018

a Joe job 

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.
a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Ur uncle joe a Toe 

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...
Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

pulled a joe 

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you
yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe
1. A cup of coffee. The term originates from former U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels; when Daniels banned alcohol from Navy vessels, soldiers instead drank coffee and grudgingly came up with the term.
2. A pair of coffee shops in Raleigh, North Carolina; incidently, both are only a few miles from Daniels' former residence.
1. Pour me a cup a joe, would ya?
2. Let's go to Cup A Joe and get some coffee.
Cup A Joe by Jared P March 18, 2006

drop a joe

To take a crap that is very noisy usually totally destroying the toilet bowl leaving clingers (pieces of shit that cling to the bowl, sometimes even the rim of the toilet where one would think that poo could never end up). Usually people outside of the bathroom, even in a totally different room can hear what is going on in there and make dirty faces.
"oh my God do you hear that. That is grose. He is dropping a major joe.

"He ate 4 borritos for lunch he is going to go drop a Joe some time soon. We need to leve ASAP if we don't want to get sick"
drop a joe by The A1 February 4, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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