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Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday, he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 12, 2008
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Jockxygen 

When, in a lockerroom setting, one player takes his/her cup, turns it upside down, and puts it on the face of a teammate so that it resembles an oxygen mask.
"I gave Bill the worst jockxygen in history yesterday he nearly passed out!"
Jockxygen by JoeMamma123456789 April 13, 2008

Jocksygen 

The act of sneaking up behind someone in the locker room after gym class or a football game and wrapping your freshly used jock strap around their face and pulling it tight.
I ended up with the scent of taint on my face when Joey gave me jocksygen after the game.
Jocksygen by braves006 January 2, 2009
when someone puts their stinky cup over another persons face like an oxygen mask.
After practice John gave his girlfriend some joxygen.
joxygen by mach 10 May 13, 2003
The air supplied when a sweaty jock is held up to someones face (similar to an oxygen mask). Most effective if a struggle ensues and the assailant can maintain a proper seal over the mouth and nose.
In the locker room after the hockey game, Tim forces his sweaty cup over Dave's mouth for a second and threatens, "You done being a bitch or you need more joxygen?!"
joxygen by Tim D April 27, 2006

jocksygen 

To place a dity jock strap over your
face like a oxygen mask.
Those guys in the locker room gave him some jocksygen....
jocksygen by bonneville babe February 8, 2005

cockxygen 

an act usually performed by athletes who play sports requiring an athletic cup, such as football lacrosse or baseball. This act includes the athlete taking out his sweaty ball cup, sneaking up behind a unsuspecting victim, and placing the cup over the victims nose and mouth, then yelling COCKXYGEN!
awwww man i just gave that little freshmen bitch some good ass cockxygen
cockxygen by H0MEWRECK3R May 7, 2008
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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