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suffer in your jocks
An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
suffer in your jocks by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
suffer in your jocks
suffer in your jocks by CUT THE CHEESE January 6, 2005
jock your balls
verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
jock your balls by MorningGordon September 7, 2008
jock your pies
1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you on the ass." More popularly known as "Fuck your ass."
jock your pies by Lost Snowguy February 5, 2009
Jock Your Balls
verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
Jock Your Balls by MorningGordon July 24, 2006
on your [jock]
1.Refers to when a person is persuing another person with extreme effort, usually because they are attracted to them or have sexual attraction for that person.
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
on your [jock] by Trinity Scarf April 2, 2008
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