Suffer

A response to someone who expresses misfortune or unhappiness, rather than the innacurate and superficial resonse of "I'm sorry"
Most effective when said in a raspy, demonic voice. Often accompanied by laughing at the other person's unhappiness.

Some girl: I just dropped my sandwhich in the dirt :("
You: "SUFFER!"

Suffer by Astrid the Innocent Secretary November 30, 2010

suffer

when you experience immense pain

i exist to suffer

suffer by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020

Suffer like G did 

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

Suffer like G did by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005

suffer porn 

The suffering and agony of characters in books, TV series, movies, etc. Usually tragedy happens to the main character of a story, causing the viewer/reader to continuously be entertained by the protagonist's pain and suffering.

"Tokyo Ghoul is my suffer porn."

"Harry potter just turns into suffer porn near the end of the series."

"Quentin Tarintino knows how to make great suffer-porn."

suffer porn by Mosry March 5, 2017

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

suffer in your jocks by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

Suffer Boner by Secondcare February 16, 2022

Suffer Session 

This is when a individual dedicates a period of time to where they subject themselves to the most horrendous thing to their very existence. This activity can be done by many ways including taking a deep dive into a cursed Subreddit or going to the dark side of YouTube. Either way, if the end resulted in the individual being traumatized coming out of a session then they have completed a proper session.

"We told a friend about this cursed video online and he decided that he was going to use it for a Suffer Session."

Suffer Session by BruhThatIsMatt November 5, 2020